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G-Hog Day

Published February 2, 2015 by konchk

Froze my butt off waiting for the bus early this morning.

Had kind of an off day all day…super tired and so was everyone else.

And according to our little groundhog, we have another 6 weeks of a hard winter ahead of us.

Still, happy Groundhog Day to all.

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Happy 1 Year Anniversary to “Shenanigans of A Hoodlum”!

Published January 31, 2015 by konchk

The wordpress machine told me on my little notification side bar that exactly one year ago…I ventured on this blog journey. This last year had its extreme highs and its extreme lows. I’d like to say more highs than lows, but it’s actually fairly balanced. Since last year my world has been up and down, post or no post…my life has been hectic but full of fun as well.

Since one year ago and maybe a little before, I have…

Started this lovely blog.

Finally kept my promise.

Sang in the rain. Kissed in the rain.

Shared a kiss under a full moon.

Formed the constellation of a pretty-ful night sky on my ceiling.

Looked through a telescope.

And witnessed a most beautiful lunar eclipse.

Went to a bachelorette party for a spontaneous wedding.

Did something completely spontaneous normal Hannah would never dream of doing.

Got a pet rock (which turned out to be an owl)

And named him Paparkahar.

Shot a gun and missed a poop ton

I finally hit a can ever-so-slightly.

Baked a sweet, pink layer cake

And a loaf of bread…but should have waiting to bake.

Ate some caviar my dear friend bought for me.

Gave out an “I find you attractive” business card

To three cute waiters at the Olive Garden

Then left a 100 percent tip.

Sent a care package to my favorite person in the whole world.

Finally scared my roommate.

Drew a model nude.

Learned to dance.

Wrote a letter to me to read decades later.

Rode in a cop car on the way to the bus station.

Spaced out through all my classes.

Because I met a boy.

Shared the most meaningful conversations with my best friends.

And forgot them all.

Left for Rapid City.

Skipped a semester from school.

And made lots of moneys.

Making coffee in a bookstore.

And sitting in Cherry Berry.

Spent time with my sisters, grams, and niece.

And other people, I guess.

Saw a shooting star on a walk at night.

And made a wish that I can’t remember.

Went kayaking with my pretty sister.

Fell into the water.

Took a picture in a photo booth with my smart, wittle, adorably-entitled nephew.

Left because I missed a boy a lot.

And goofed off with him for weeks.

Ate lots of sushi and dressed up.

Ate some frog legs.

4-wheeling!

Finally made it back to College Town.

Finally decided I wanted to be in school.

Finally got another job.

Bought a lottery ticket for the heck of it.

Didn’t win, by the way.

Still pursuing my passions..

Still memorizing those 100 digits of pi.

Still reading Crime And Punishment

Still learning to swim and drive?

Still in school.

Still blogging. And arting. And doing stuff.

Here is to another year.

Update: Much Too Tired For Any More Updates

Published January 15, 2015 by konchk

Hannah Banana’s New Weekly Schedule

5:30 A.M. Cross my fingers on being able to wake up. I mean it. I am one of those people who sleeps dead through eight alarms. My body wakes up when it wants to wake up. Need to wake up and mentally prepare for the day. Ha! As if… Need the coffee. Need to feel pretty and dolled up so I don’t want to crawl into a hole and die by the end of the day 😦 The extra makeup and attention on my hair plays a bigger role on my mood than it should, I guess. Plus, I need to, quite a bit, wake up in time to catch the bus a little after 7…so I can…go to class? The later bus always gets me to campus a few minutes later than I would wish upon any human being in a hurry. And I hate being hurried in the mornings. I actually loathe it, if there is such a thing. I’d rather enjoy my morning walks, listening to the little birds tweet tweet and sip my yummy nummy coffee rather than stumbling over and/or feeling like some lion is chasing me. Disgusting.

8:00 A.M. First class of a lovely day. Not so lovely. Every school/work day. Good news is, by this time, I am more of my chipper self. And talk/giggle/doodle/plan my wonderful budget/fiddle my feet when I probably shouldn’t.

Around 9-ish A.M. Second class. More alert, I think.

Then there’s errands for a half hour-ish.

Then work. Until 5, most days? Don’t mind it. Money security does more for happiness more than one would think. At the very least, it helps anxiety.

Then I go be me the rest of the night. You fill in the blanks.

It’s my bed time.

8:10 o’clock!

New Years

Published December 29, 2014 by konchk

I haven’t quite been up to my usual shenanigans as of late…I hope, with this New Year to bring back the things that bring me passion. I am hoping to keep with blogging. I miss reading all of how other people find passion in their normal routines in their lives. I am hoping to keep with the crossing off my too-long bucket list. I hope to, along with other hopeless Americans, start living a bit more healthy. For lovely instance…doing yoga/light exercise/at least stretching every day at least once. Eating better, of course! Less processed foods, more greens, and cutting my caffeine down quite a bit (more difficult than it sounds). And there is always flossing and taking vitamins. As with other hopeless Americans, I will be trying to get better with my finances…I should probably start a budget, or something?.. I just kind of want to become a better person, with this whole new year and all. I want to be proud of who I am. I want passion in my life. I want to be wholesome, if that makes any sense. I guess there is quite a lot of work to do this 2015. Wish me lots of luck, all 🙂 Hope you all also find what you are looking for.

I Don’t Want To Work…Just Wanna Bang On the Cross-Stitch All Day!

Published December 4, 2014 by konchk

Haiku of the month:

I need some more time
To do lists ’bout a mile long
I am flipping tired.

Honestly, I kind of just want to sit around all day working on my cross-stitch, drinking tea, teaching myself to knit, and sleeping. Gosh, I can’t wait to be old.

I am hoping for a productive evening. I wish the same for you.

Bye!