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I’ll Be Back!

Published March 3, 2014 by konchk

031I had a prior goal to shoot for writing a post every day of the week. I do apologize to all you lovely people, but this week is going to be pretty hectic. Wish me luck ๐Ÿ™‚ I will try my best to be productive…

Oh….and here are a little things to fill you in on the posts I missed.

Some advice: Take care of your body. You have to live with it the rest of your life, so I suggest you do your best to take care of it. Eat lots of fruits and vegetables, exercise, get a good night’s sleep, brush your teeth at least twice a day, and wash your face. Avoid drinking, smoking, drugs, caffeine, and candy as much as you possibly can. Those are no-nos.

My bucket list adventures: Started mapping out the constellation for my ceiling. Still didn’t get around to hanging them. But I did scare my roommate, Mel-ANY! Don’t ask why it was on there. Haha. However, if you must know, last year in the dorms I would hide in various places in the room so I could freak her out. Never worked. But for some reason, this week hiding on the stairs, worked like a charm.

Quote of the Week:Wanting to be someone you are not is a waste of the person you are” -Kurt Cobain

Love that man. And those are some wise words…took me a while to stay true to myself. But I wouldn’t give up being me for the world.

Pee in your pants it’s so funny:

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Have a wonderful week all ๐Ÿ™‚ I will be back after all my crapola is done!

-Hoodlum

Mondays Shtink…

Published February 10, 2014 by konchk

Time for a classic, cheesy pun. I love puns.

Question: What is Mozart doing right now?…

Answer: DECOMPOSING

Poor Mozart….I don’t think he’d appreciate my humor this morning. But, whatya gonna do? Good luck everyone! There is a wonderful week ahead of you ๐Ÿ™‚