Joke of da week:
Q: How do you tell how happy a biker is?
A: By how many bugs are in his teeth!
It’s a bit more difficult than I thought it would be to find something funny/witty/clever/gut jiggling to post on this”rappy
Me: Know any good jokes?
Seanicus: Does your face count?!
Then I cried…
There you are, ladies and gentlemen. Hope you laugh hard as he did.
I had a prior goal to shoot for writing a post every day of the week. I do apologize to all you lovely people, but this week is going to be pretty hectic. Wish me luck 🙂 I will try my best to be productive…
Oh….and here are a little things to fill you in on the posts I missed.
Some advice: Take care of your body. You have to live with it the rest of your life, so I suggest you do your best to take care of it. Eat lots of fruits and vegetables, exercise, get a good night’s sleep, brush your teeth at least twice a day, and wash your face. Avoid drinking, smoking, drugs, caffeine, and candy as much as you possibly can. Those are no-nos.
My bucket list adventures: Started mapping out the constellation for my ceiling. Still didn’t get around to hanging them. But I did scare my roommate, Mel-ANY! Don’t ask why it was on there. Haha. However, if you must know, last year in the dorms I would hide in various places in the room so I could freak her out. Never worked. But for some reason, this week hiding on the stairs, worked like a charm.
Quote of the Week: “Wanting to be someone you are not is a waste of the person you are” -Kurt Cobain
Love that man. And those are some wise words…took me a while to stay true to myself. But I wouldn’t give up being me for the world.
Pee in your pants it’s so funny:
Have a wonderful week all 🙂 I will be back after all my crapola is done!
Time for a classic, cheesy pun. I love puns.
Question: What is Mozart doing right now?…
Poor Mozart….I don’t think he’d appreciate my humor this morning. But, whatya gonna do? Good luck everyone! There is a wonderful week ahead of you 🙂